{"id":78,"date":"2001-02-17T02:50:29","date_gmt":"2001-02-17T10:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=78"},"modified":"2019-11-21T13:49:33","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T21:49:33","slug":"karaokemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/02\/17\/karaokemon\/","title":{"rendered":"Karaokemon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:17028,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.pokemon.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260314020834\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.pokemon.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 18:45:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 18:25:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 18:25:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:17029,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.phobe.com\\\/furby&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260314190130\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.phobe.com\\\/furby\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.phobe.com\\\/furby\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 18:25:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 18:25:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:17030,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.karaoke.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.karaoke.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I used to think that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pokemon.com\/\" title=\"Pokemon\">Pokemon<\/a> was the most evil thing to come into this world (followed closely by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phobe.com\/furby\/\" title=\"Furby Autopsy\">Furby<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.karaoke.com\/\" title=\"Karaoke.com\">Karaoke<\/a> is definitely the most evil thing to come into this world so far.<\/p>\n<p>Which, of course, leads me to the logical conclusion that Hell is going to be me strapped into a chair at a lounge where there are a bunch of different Pokemon all singing Karaoke. Somebody just freeze me now, &#8217;cause I don&#8217;t ever want to die if that&#8217;s the case&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hell is going to be me strapped into a chair at a lounge where there are a bunch of different Pokemon all singing Karaoke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}