{"id":785,"date":"2002-11-25T11:58:34","date_gmt":"2002-11-25T19:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/11\/25\/dreams-are-odd\/"},"modified":"2019-12-02T14:45:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T22:45:50","slug":"dreams-are-odd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/11\/25\/dreams-are-odd\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreams are odd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was DJ&#8217;ing at a dance somewhere, with a lot of high-school age kids asking me for lots of bad rap. Unfortunately, all I had with me was bad techno (not even <em>good<\/em> techno), because I&#8217;d accidentally packed one of my music cases with boxes of cereal, instead of CD&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Odd.<\/p>\n<p>The Captain Crunch was goood, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was DJ&#8217;ing at a dance somewhere, with a lot of high-school age kids asking me for lots of bad rap. Unfortunately, all I had with me was bad techno, because I&#8217;d accidentally packed one of my music cases with boxes of cereal, instead of CD&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}