{"id":786,"date":"2002-11-25T20:38:45","date_gmt":"2002-11-26T04:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/11\/25\/now-theres-an-image-for-ya\/"},"modified":"2019-12-02T14:46:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T22:46:24","slug":"now-theres-an-image-for-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/11\/25\/now-theres-an-image-for-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"Now there&#8217;s an image for ya."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15686,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/apple.slashdot.org\\\/comments.pl?sid=45059&amp;cid=4683839&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15687,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/apple.slashdot.org\\\/comments.pl?sid=45059&amp;cid=4684005&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got tears in my eyes from laughing right now\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I once had a Beige G3 300, and a spider of some description decided that the ethernet port seemed like a pretty attractive living space.<\/p>\n<p>  One day, I could not for the life of me figure out why the ethernet port wasn&#8217;t working. I got round the back of the computer, and noticed a little bit of what appeared to be plastic thread hanging out. I pulled, and pulled and pulled, and I swear I pulled out the longest fucking piece of spider web you&#8217;ll ever see.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 hype7, on <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=45059&amp;cid=4683839\" title=\"\/.: Re:beats roaches\">\/.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  You think you were surprised \u2014 I&#8217;m envisioning the world&#8217;s most alarmed spider as you pull thread out of its ass as fast as it can produce it. Now there&#8217;s an image for ya.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 Myco, on <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=45059&amp;cid=4684005\" title=\"\/.: Re:Beats roaches\">\/.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You think you were surprised &mdash; I&#8217;m envisioning the world&#8217;s most alarmed spider as you pull thread out of its ass as fast as it can produce it. Now there&#8217;s an image for ya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}