{"id":827,"date":"2002-12-30T20:21:05","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T04:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/12\/30\/nightclubbing-were-nightclubbing\/"},"modified":"2019-12-02T16:15:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T00:15:24","slug":"nightclubbing-were-nightclubbing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/12\/30\/nightclubbing-were-nightclubbing\/","title":{"rendered":"Nightclubbing, we&#8217;re nightclubbing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15586,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.toomuchsexy.org\\\/archives\\\/000690.php#000690&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260313200935\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.toomuchsexy.org\\\/archives\\\/000690.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, &#8220;Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He goes back to his car and rummages around, but there&#8217;s no necktie to be found.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He then returns to the nightclub.<\/p>\n<p>The bouncer says &#8220;Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don&#8217;t start anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toomuchsexy.org\/archives\/000690.php#000690\" title=\"Pun of the Day\">Etan<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, &#8216;Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.&#8217; He goes back to his car and rummages around, but there&#8217;s no necktie to be found.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}