{"id":881,"date":"2003-01-22T15:14:23","date_gmt":"2003-01-23T07:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/01\/22\/jobs-for-everyone\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T11:47:57","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T19:47:57","slug":"jobs-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/01\/22\/jobs-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Jobs for everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I doubt this is very serious (or likely), but apparently someone has set up a grassroots movement to elect Apple CEO Steve Jobs <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jobsforpresident.org\/\" title=\"Draft campaign to elect Steve Jobs US president\">president<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>The site, unfortunately, is currently slashdotted, but there&#8217;s some great comments in the <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/apple\/03\/01\/22\/1413238.shtml?tid=133\" title=\"\/.: Elect Steve Jobs president of the United States\">\/. thread<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  well, the mac community is probably larger than the perot community. ;)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=51562&amp;cid=5139135\" title=\"well...\">rojo\\^<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  &#8220;I hereby declare that The White House will no longer be boring&#8221;beige&#8221;, it shall be painted&#8221;Lickable Blueberry\\&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>  The Apple hoardes debate among themselves whether the country is now just &#8220;insanely&#8221; better, or &#8220;miraculously&#8221; better.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=51562&amp;cid=5139168\" title=\"First presidential order\">Reality Master 101<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  The White House will remain white, but all the plaster will be replaced with translucent white plastic.<\/p>\n<p>  The capitol dome will be redone in anodized aluminum. It will also have firewire.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=51562&amp;cid=5139398\" title=\"Oh, blueberry is so four years ago!\">protein folder<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  &#91;This is illegal&#8230;&#93; Due to the seperation of church and state.<\/p>\n<p>  Steve cannot be both God and President without violating some part of the constitution.<\/p>\n<p>  Of course, given recent events, that &#8216;problem&#8217; can probably be remiedied.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=51562&amp;cid=5139215\" title=\"This is illegal...\">asparagus<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I doubt this is very serious (or likely), but apparently someone has set up a grassroots movement to elect Apple CEO Steve Jobs president!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2039,2042],"tags":[65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}