{"id":8995,"date":"2010-08-03T10:04:40","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T17:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=8995"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:05:34","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:05:34","slug":"in-which-i-write-some-clever-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2010\/08\/03\/in-which-i-write-some-clever-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which I Write Some Clever Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:3240,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/pages\\\/Utilikilts\\\/134981546535&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/pages\\\/Utilikilts\\\/134981546535&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:3241,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/pages\\\/Utilikilts\\\/134981546535?v=wall&amp;story_fbid=141554372533591&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/pages\\\/Utilikilts\\\/134981546535?v=wall&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>This morning, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Utilikilts\/134981546535\" title=\"Facebook: Utilikilts\">Utilikilts fan page<\/a> on Facebook started a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Utilikilts\/134981546535?v=wall&amp;story_fbid=141554372533591\" title=\"Facebook: Utilikilts: Utilikilts wants you to write a Utilikilt limerick.\">limerick thread<\/a>, with only one rule: no mention of <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/03\/08\/the-scotsman\/\" title=\"eclecticism: The Scotsman\">blue ribbons<\/a>. When I started reading what other people had submitted, I was amused by the rather loose interpretation of the limerick form many were using. Though usually close, many were straying from the strict A\/A\/B\/B\/A 8\/8\/5\/5\/8 meter, and one person even used a haiku form instead.<\/p>\n<p>So, I decided to have a little fun with my submission&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Utilikits started a thread<br \/>\n  of clever limericks to be read.<br \/>\n  The meter&#8217;s confusing<br \/>\n  so many were using<br \/>\n  a hodgepodge of styles instead!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m rather proud of that, and so far, I&#8217;ve received nine &#8216;likes&#8217; and one limerick(-ish) response praising my snark. Not bad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Utilikits started a thread \/ of clever limericks to be read. \/ The meter&#8217;s confusing \/ so many were using \/ a hodgepodge of styles instead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,573],"class_list":["post-8995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-utilikilt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}