{"id":905,"date":"2003-02-03T18:51:15","date_gmt":"2003-02-04T10:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/04\/geekmuffin\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:09:05","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:09:05","slug":"geekmuffin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/03\/geekmuffin\/","title":{"rendered":"geek*muffin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen (or, given my readership, mayhaps that should be lady and gentleman?) &#8212; please stop by and welcome my good friend Kirsten to the weblogging world.<\/p>\n<p>I give you: [geek&#42;muffin]!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  This describes the beginning of geekmuffin. I am the flawed, the utterly imperfect, screwy wannabe-god of this blog, a nearly-clueless fucking idiot trying to make something that at least works, sort of.<\/p>\n<p>  bear with me until i graduate from idiot to underling, and this place won&#8217;t look so pre-made.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Now I just have to hope she doesn&#8217;t smack me upside my possibly well-deserving head for jumping on this so quickly&#8230;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen &mdash; please stop by and welcome my good friend Kirsten to the weblogging world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[599],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-weblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}