{"id":909,"date":"2003-02-04T14:10:17","date_gmt":"2003-02-05T06:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/04\/the-pervert-motto\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:10:04","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:10:04","slug":"the-pervert-motto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/04\/the-pervert-motto\/","title":{"rendered":"The pervert motto"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>Ross:<\/strong> Rachel won&#8217;t open the door.<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Phoebe:<\/strong> That&#8217;s because you&#8217;re a pervert.<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Ross:<\/strong> I am not a pervert!<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Phoebe:<\/strong> That&#8217;s like the pervert motto&#8230;they make you put your right hand in the air, your left hand down your pants, and recite that.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; &#8220;Friends&#8221; (thanks to Prairie, who is brave enough to watch shows like that so I don&#8217;t have to!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s like the pervert motto&hellip;they make you put your right hand in the air, your left hand down your pants, and recite that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}