{"id":9096,"date":"2010-11-03T17:49:50","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T00:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=9096"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:13:18","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:13:18","slug":"george-takei-says-youre-a-douchebag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2010\/11\/03\/george-takei-says-youre-a-douchebag\/","title":{"rendered":"George Takei Says You&#8217;re A Douchebag"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:3168,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260306131736\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 05:50:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 05:50:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Just a bit of silliness here. A little selective editing of premium pieces of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE\" title=\"YouTube: George Takei Calls Out Anti-Gay Arkansas School Board Member\">this YouTube video<\/a> gives us this particularly choice piece of audio. Feel free to download and use as your favorite ringtone. ;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/douchebag-full.mp3\" title=\"201KB .mp3\">Long Version<\/a> (201KB .mp3): &#8220;Hello, I&#8217;m George Takei. You are&#8230;a douchebag. That&#8217;s right! A douchebag. You are always going to be a total douchebag. I can only suspect that you have some&#8230;shall I say&#8230;&#8217;issues&#8217; to work out?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/douchebag-medium.mp3\" title=\"106KB .mp3\">Medium Version<\/a> (106KB .mp3): &#8220;You are&#8230;a douchebag. That&#8217;s right! A douchebag. You are always going to be a total douchebag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/douchebag-short.mp3\" title=\"29KB .mp3\">Short Version<\/a> (29KB .mp3): &#8220;You are&#8230;a douchebag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, I&#8217;m George Takei. You are&#8230;a douchebag. That&#8217;s right! A douchebag. You are always going to be a total douchebag. I can only suspect that you have some&#8230;shall I say&#8230;&#8217;issues&#8217; to work out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2047],"tags":[1691,6,4097],"class_list":["post-9096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek","tag-george-takei","tag-humor","tag-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}