{"id":9123,"date":"2010-11-13T08:21:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T16:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=9123"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:15:19","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:15:19","slug":"skyline-review-by-hogbiker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2010\/11\/13\/skyline-review-by-hogbiker\/","title":{"rendered":"Skyline Review by @hogbiker"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' 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night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1564585\/\" title=\"IMDB: Skyline\">Skyline<\/a><\/em>, then have a &#8220;boys&#8217; night out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I got up this morning, I thought the results needed to be saved for posterity. Here, then, is <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker\">Karl<\/a>&#8216;s review of <em>Skyline<\/em>, assembled from his Twitter posts.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3234727511199744\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Looks like...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Looks like I&#8217;m going to see &#8220;Skyline&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3243015980187648\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Cool!...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Cool! Boys night out! Bud&#8217;s have &#8220;kitchen passes.&#8221; Skyline then off to other &#8220;wet&#8221; locations around town. #debauchery\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Two hours later&#8230;)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3337784798482432\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: I'd rather...\">hogbiker<\/a>: I&#8217;d rather watch animal porn than Skyline. #absoluteshit<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3338229889634304\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Thanks to Skyline...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Thanks to Skyline, &#8216;Ninja Warrior&#8217; is now a damn good movie! #worthless<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3339460754280449\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Skyline is...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Skyline is &#8216;clap&#8217; of science fiction movies<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3341127478419456\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Never in my life...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Never in my life has a movie downed the party enough to call it a night. #historyinthemaking<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3345812998332417\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Where do I start?...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Where do I start? Like I said, this POS makes &#8216;Ninja Assassin&#8217; oscar worthy!<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3346113763479552\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: People were warning...\">hogbiker<\/a>: People were warning those waiting in line to go &amp; watch something else till the ushers intervened!<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3347624094601216\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: I'd watch...\">hogbiker<\/a>: &#8230;I&#8217;d watch [Battlefield Earth] on the BIG SCREEN over Skyline!<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3348074655129600\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: Skyline is...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Skyline is the Chlamydia of science fiction movies!<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hogbiker\/status\/3349738615214081\" title=\"Twitter: hogbiker: &quot;Time to wash away...\">hogbiker<\/a>: Time to wash away that movie with some SERIOUS booze. G&#8217;night tweeps!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So there you have it, folks. <em>Skyline<\/em>: Makes <em>Battlefield Earth<\/em> look good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie Skyline, then have a boys&#8217; night out. 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