{"id":9123,"date":"2010-11-13T08:21:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T16:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=9123"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:15:19","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:15:19","slug":"skyline-review-by-hogbiker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2010\/11\/13\/skyline-review-by-hogbiker\/","title":{"rendered":"Skyline Review by @hogbiker"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie Skyline<\/a><\/em>, then have a “boys’ night out.”<\/p>\n

When I got up this morning, I thought the results needed to be saved for posterity. Here, then, is Karl<\/a>‘s review of Skyline<\/em>, assembled from his Twitter posts.<\/p>\n

\n hogbiker<\/a>: Looks like I’m going to see “Skyline”…<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Cool! Boys night out! Bud’s have “kitchen passes.” Skyline then off to other “wet” locations around town. #debauchery\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(Two hours later…)<\/p>\n

\n hogbiker<\/a>: I’d rather watch animal porn than Skyline. #absoluteshit<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Thanks to Skyline, ‘Ninja Warrior’ is now a damn good movie! #worthless<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Skyline is ‘clap’ of science fiction movies<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Never in my life has a movie downed the party enough to call it a night. #historyinthemaking<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Where do I start? Like I said, this POS makes ‘Ninja Assassin’ oscar worthy!<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: People were warning those waiting in line to go & watch something else till the ushers intervened!<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: …I’d watch [Battlefield Earth] on the BIG SCREEN over Skyline!<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Skyline is the Chlamydia of science fiction movies!<\/p>\n

hogbiker<\/a>: Time to wash away that movie with some SERIOUS booze. G’night tweeps!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So there you have it, folks. Skyline<\/em>: Makes Battlefield Earth<\/em> look good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie Skyline, then have a boys’ night out. When I got up this morning, I thought the results needed to be saved for posterity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}