{"id":918,"date":"2003-02-06T14:55:13","date_gmt":"2003-02-07T06:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/06\/th3-10rdz-pr4y3r\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:14:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:14:22","slug":"th3-10rdz-pr4y3r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/02\/06\/th3-10rdz-pr4y3r\/","title":{"rendered":"th3 10rdz pr4y3r"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Jesus were a modern hacker (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robotskull.com\/cgi-bin\/index.cgi?page=comments&amp;type=1&amp;item=168\" title=\"I have decided...\">L33T HaXX0r<\/a>):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!<br>\n  May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!<br>\n  May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.<br>\n  Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.<br>\n  And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,<br>\n  just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.<br>\n  Please don&#8217;t give us root access on some poor d00d&#8217;z box when we&#8217;re too pissed off to think about what&#8217;s right and wrong,<br>\n  and if you could keep the f3i off our backs, we&#8217;d appreciate it.<br>\n  For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3n<br>\n  4ever and ever,<br>\n  4m3n.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.interalia.org\/archives\/001627.php\" title=\"The Lord's Prayer as you've never seen it before...\">Phil<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!<br>\nMay all 0ur base someday be belong to you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2034],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}