{"id":9228,"date":"2011-05-11T09:16:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T16:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=9228"},"modified":"2019-12-23T15:44:06","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:44:06","slug":"im-bjorn-this-is-my-band-smeagol-sweat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2011\/05\/11\/im-bjorn-this-is-my-band-smeagol-sweat\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Bjorn. This is my band, Smeagol Sweat."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:3022,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/comics.com\\\/over_the_hedge\\\/2011-05-11&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.gocomics.com\\\/over_the_hedge\\\/2011-05-11&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/comics.com\/over_the_hedge\/2011-05-11\/\" title=\"Over the Hedge\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com\/dyn\/str_strip\/364579.full.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Over the Hedge\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Utilikilts are only worn by guys named Bjorn who play the pan flute in middle earth metal bands with names like Smeagol Sweat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,573],"class_list":["post-9228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-utilikilt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}