{"id":986,"date":"2003-03-09T09:59:09","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T01:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/panda\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:57:47","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:57:47","slug":"panda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/panda\/","title":{"rendered":"Panda"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15140,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.dashes.com\\\/anil\\\/index.php?archives\\\/005358.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20031222205608\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.dashes.com:80\\\/anil\\\/index.php?archives\\\/005358.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 14:46:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 14:46:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dashes.com\/anil\/index.php?archives\/005358.php\" title=\"Anil Dash - Panda Joke IV\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The Panda Joke\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/03\/graphics\/panda.jpg\" width=\"298\" height=\"361\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s a link. Click on it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a link. Click on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}