{"id":987,"date":"2003-03-09T11:30:20","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T03:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/an-honorary-offer\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:57:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:57:58","slug":"an-honorary-offer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/an-honorary-offer\/","title":{"rendered":"An honorary offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8570,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/chat.yahoo.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260127022521\\\/https:\\\/\\\/chat.yahoo.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 14:04:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-24 05:33:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 12:58:13&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-01 01:29:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 05:11:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 05:11:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; seen in <a href=\"http:\/\/chat.yahoo.com\/\" title=\"Yahoo! Crack\">Yahoo! Chat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}