{"id":987,"date":"2003-03-09T11:30:20","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T03:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/an-honorary-offer\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T14:57:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T22:57:58","slug":"an-honorary-offer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/09\/an-honorary-offer\/","title":{"rendered":"An honorary offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; seen in <a href=\"http:\/\/chat.yahoo.com\/\" title=\"Yahoo! Crack\">Yahoo! Chat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}