{"id":989,"date":"2003-03-11T12:04:43","date_gmt":"2003-03-12T04:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/11\/now-i-just-need-a-french-kiss\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:44:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:44:17","slug":"now-i-just-need-a-french-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/11\/now-i-just-need-a-french-kiss\/","title":{"rendered":"Now I just need a french kiss!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15133,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.newsday.com\\\/news\\\/nationworld\\\/nation\\\/sns-ap-freedom-fries,0,2044703.story?coll=ny-nationalnews-headlines&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.newsday.com\\\/news\\\/nationworld\\\/nation\\\/sns-ap-freedom-fries,0,2044703.story?coll=ny-nationalnews-headlines&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15134,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/jeremy.zawodny.com\\\/blog\\\/archives\\\/000577.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260313145835\\\/https:\\\/\\\/jeremy.zawodny.com\\\/blog\\\/archives\\\/000577.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 12:45:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 12:45:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I think tonight&#8217;s menu will include french fries, french bread, and french dressing &#8212; in honor (ahem) of the House of Representatives to serve &#8220;Freedom&#8221; fries and &#8220;Freedom&#8221; toast <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/sns-ap-freedom-fries,0,2044703.story?coll=ny-nationalnews-headlines\" title=\"French Fries get new name in Congress\">instead of French fries and French toast<\/a>. This is what our tax dollars pay for?<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/jeremy.zawodny.com\/blog\/archives\/000577.html\" title=\"Jeremy Zawodny's blog: Freedom fries\">Jeremy Zawodny<\/a> &#8212; bonus points to anyone who knows where I got that particular menu&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think tonight&#8217;s menu will include french fries, french bread, and french dressing &mdash; in honor (ahem) of the House of Representatives to serve Freedom fries and Freedom toast instead of French fries and French toast. Bonus points to anyone who knows where I got that particular menu&hellip;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}