Welcome to the new and improved Woody's World of Wonders! This is my own little stake on the Internet, striving to be more than just the standard schlocky homepage that seems to be so prevalent when bouncing around.

First order of business...me! Care to check out my resume?

This would be me. Taken a couple of years ago, but still relatively accurate. Goatee's a little longer (and shaggier) now, as is the hair, otherwise mostly the same. Hair, incidentally, being half red (natural) and half black (unnatural). I got bored and decided to play with hair dye a while ago. Have finally gotten around to starting to grow it out to all red again, but it'll be a while. You're thrilled, I'm sure.

Born May 3, 1973. Spent most of my life up here in Anchorage, Alaska. Seven months a frozen hell, two months slush, and three months of the most beautiful summers I've ever seen. Almost makes the rest of the year worth it. Almost. :)

Things you can find here, Part I:
General Interest, everyone should check these out!

The local Anchorage club scene
I currently dj at two local all-ages clubs, The Lost Abby and Gig's Music Theatre. This page is a schedule of any upcoming events for Gig's Music Theatre. Check here for the latest information on who's performing where in town!

Web-Wide Woodys!
What started as more or less a brainfart while talking to another Woody on the Internet has started to grow and take on a life of its own. A collection of Woodys from across the globe - webpages, e-mail addresses, whatever they send me. Are you a Woody? Do you know one? E-mail me and let me know!

Things you can find here, Part II:
Personal bits relating to me. You may enjoy checking these out.

Random babble
Just what the name implies...random babble about me, things I'm interested in, people I like, and so on.

My Quotebook
A collection of quotes, saying, witticisms, and other such and sundry things that I have been keeping (with varying regularity) ever since high school. Lots of neat stuff in here, in my admittedly not so humble opinion. (grin) Gotten big enough that it's broken into several pieces...I hope you enjoy it. I do.

[ Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV ]

Things that tend to amuse me
Again, pretty much what the name implies, but a bit more. A collection of files I've found over time in both the analog and digital worlds that either amuse me or that I think are worth a little bit of thought.

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since April 3rd, 1996.
Made with Macintosh!

This site was created without the use of any specialized html editing program. All html code was written with TexEdit Plus (various versions, most recently 1.6.4). Original graphics created in Adobe Photoshop 2.5 and 3.0, and translated to interlaced .gif format with GraphicConverter (various versions, most recently 2.4). The whole mess was proofed with Netscape (various versions, most recently 2.0) before uploading to my access provider's server, so any mistaikes (grin) that may be here are, sadly, my own.

All contents of this website ©1995/1996 Woody Hanscom (woody@alaska.net) for Psylonic Productions, unless otherwise stated. These pages last updated July 1st, 1996, at a random time of day. Any inconsistancies, oddities, or other wierdnesses contained within these pages are entirely figments of your own imagination, and I cannot be held responsible for any of such. So there. My views are not necessarily those of my employer, my family, friends, neighbors, government representatives, or any other people in my life. Live with it. I have to.

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