Britney Spears sheds ‘innocent’ image, releases new album swearing like a sailor!

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Okay, well, no, that’s not quite it. But it’s close! I swear!

While it’s probably not meant to be funny, when I read the AP story “Spears’ New Album Contains Cursing”, I was giggling most of the way through.

Britney Spears’ third studio album comes out next month, and it contains a few curse words that she knows some parents may not want their children to hear. “When I say ‘hell’ and ‘damn,’ I say it out of frustration in my songs. It’s not, like, a normal term of endearment that I use all the time.”

Well that’s good to know — because ‘hell’ and ‘damn’ sure are terms of endearment that I use on a daily basis, but it would be a sure sign of the apocalypse (or, at the very least, the world going to h-e-double-hockey-sticks in a handbasket) if Miss Spears, that paragon of virtue and teenage innocence, were to start slinging them around like beads at a Mardi Gras parade!

Um…or something like that.

(My second choice for a headline: Britney Spears contracts Tourette’s Syndrome in recording studio; FBI, RIAA, and PTA launching investigation targeting bin Laden)

6 thoughts on “Britney Spears sheds ‘innocent’ image, releases new album swearing like a sailor!”

  2. whats with the crazy demon dude? anyways i like britney spears! i never liked her when she was a little POP princess, it was annoying. so what now shes a real person. you cant seriously be saying that she is different than many of u were when u were her age! let her do her thing, if u dont like it then dont listen, cuz i don’t think she cares too much about u lowly people.!

  3. i like britney so much she’s so pretty and the way she dance
    i have a message of britney
    hi! brit i know that you have many dreams in your life
    pls.dont destroy what GOD gift to you and be a simple girl ok.
    pls.pray always i know that GOD watch you and Guide you.
    GOD is always there in your heart.Believe it!KEEP UP the GOOD Work
    GOD BLESS!!love you so much brit be a nice person to everyone dont bothered
    what the people say to you!dont care of that ok…

  4. Britney spears is the best singer ever she has style she can dance sing she is way better then what most people think and i think u should all just get off her back and shut up she has done so much and gone so far and yeah she is the one at the top i dont see anyone else like her!!! i love you britney !!!! love hyaley

  5. don’t talk about britney.i like her because she is a very hardworking.she do her career for fine money.what ever britney use she is pretty girl and a great mom.i love britney!!!!GOD BLESS U.

  6. THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TODAY , ITS JUST HARSH ?
    I THINK BRITNEY SPEARS IS FANTASTIC , SHE A GREAT MOM , AND A GREAT ROLE MODEL FOR KIDS . IF PEOPLE DIDN ‘T LIKE HER THEY WOULDN ‘T BUY HER ALBUMS ,AND HER CONSERTS WOULDN ‘T BE A SELL OUT , THEREFOR SHE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT .

    IM SURE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOING , AND SHELL MAKE A COMEBACK , AND SHELL BE BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE ….

    I HOPE SO COS I MISS HER MUSIC , AND ALL HER FANS SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE FAITH

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