This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on March 11, 2002). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Part of me really hopes that this is a joke. But if it’s not, then if I ever run into any problems designing my website, it’s nice to know that I can turn to DAVES WEB SERVICCES (“note 2 lamerz: serious enquiris only plz”) for help.