This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on September 14, 2002). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
And it came to pass that God visited the earth, and He did behold a series of billboard ads attributing to Him utterances of such banality that they would never pass His lips in a billion years. And it came to pass that God in His wrath considered a libel suit, but in the end opted simply to mount a cantankerous, self-contradictory ad campaign of His own…
I never said, “Thou shalt not think.”
I don’t care who started it. Just stop it.
You’d better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you’re all grounded.
There is no such thing as killing in my name.
Stop smirking, America. I’m talking to you, too.
(Found via Boing Boing)