This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on October 17, 2002). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
In an effort to help protect the DC-area public from the current sniper shootings, the local police have issued a list of tips for staying safe. One of the tips is, “When moving outside, walk briskly in a zigzag pattern.”
Okay, yes, I know this is a horrible thing, and I do hope that they catch this psycho soon.
But I do have to admit to a certain level of amusement at picturing the entire DC population zigzagging along the city sidewalks like a bunch of drunks.