This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 4, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Ross: Rachel won’t open the door.
Phoebe: That’s because you’re a pervert.
Ross: I am not a pervert!
Phoebe: That’s like the pervert motto…they make you put your right hand in the air, your left hand down your pants, and recite that.
— “Friends” (thanks to Prairie, who is brave enough to watch shows like that so I don’t have to!)