This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 4, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
You like pain? [whack] Try wearing a corset! [whack]
— A girl in the trailer for Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean, while smacking a bad guy upside the head with a shovel
(via Boing Boing)