This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 9, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
The Lord is my coder;
I shall not crash.
He maketh me to use Mac OS X;
he leadeth me beside BSD and Linux.
He restoreth my file system:
he leadeth me in the paths of open source for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of MS, I will fear no Windows:
for thou art with me;
thy C++ and thy kernel comfort me.
Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of mine enemies:
thou anointest my hard drive with mp3s;
my disk drives runneth over.
Surely stability and efficiency shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will code in the OS of the Lord for ever.
(from Phil)