This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 22, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Xander: Hey! Buffy!
Willow: You missed it!
Buffy: Missed what?
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating, thank you, very exciting.
Willow: It was like the Heimlich — with stripes!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, ‘The Pack‘
I missed the next few lines of the show after that, I was laughing so hard.