The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on July 3, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I’m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it’s quite a piece of work: the script for The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show!

Snagglepuss was okay\
But he was prob’ly gay\
‘Cause his fur was — shocking pink

And Bugs Bunny would gloat

When he got Elmer’s goat

Then he’d turn to the camera and wink

That Daffy’s a riot

I wanted to try it

When he shot off his beak with a gun

Whenever Scooby-Doo

Was searching for a clue

I’d always shout, “Run, stupid, run!”

[Chorus]

Animated — cartoon features

Elmer Fudd — will shoot at creatures

See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy

Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly

Woah oh oh ohhhhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

Oh, I really loved Porky

Who talked kinda dorky

When he tried to say really long words

And that mean cat, Sylvester

Who’d constantly pester

That poor little innocent bird

In the eighties, the Smurfs

Conqured ‘toon turf

But now they’ve been pulled off the air

And when Mel Blanc died,

Said Chuck Jones to his bride,

“Now we’ll never hear Daffy Duck swear.”

Too bad!

[Chorus]

Animated — cartoon features

Elmer Fudd will shoot at creatures

See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy

Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly

Woah oh oh ohhhhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

Remember those? Woah ohhhh

I love all them — early morning — cartoon shows

Don’t pick your nose! Woah ohhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

They don’t wear clothes! Ah-ohhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

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