This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on July 4, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Now you, too, can alert everyone in your vicinity to your own personal level of security (or insecurity), with the Homeland Security Choker Set!
A set of five sterling silver and plexiglass chokers, one for each of the five security levels. Sheer genius (except for the \$250 price tag)!
(via Craig Suchland)