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(courtesy of The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator, via Phil)
LMAO… If only we had a way to reverse it, so that we can find out what 12-Year-Old-AOLer’s are talking about.
How true… it is so simple to translate from english and yet so hard to translate back. Or find the patience to not beat them about the head and shoulders with a wet sock filled with lime jello.
One or the other.
The first line hurt… How can you read any more. I thinks it’s one of the scariest things I’ve seen in at least a week.