This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 7, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Cool word of the day: zeugma.
Zeugma is a word for when you make a verb do several functions at the same time (eg. “I left in a foul mood and a black taxi”). Flanders and Swann’s song “Have Some Madeira M’Dear” employes quadruple zeugma in each verse, which is dead impressive; the relevant lines are:
And he said as he hastened to put out the cat,
The wine, his cigar and the lampsShe lowered her standards by raising her glass,
Her courage, her eyes and his hopes.When he asked, “What in Heaven?” She made no reply,
Up her mind, and a dash for the door.
I love things like this.