I’ve been reading Something Positive for a while now, since Royce showed it to me, but yesterday’s strip has two of the best quotes I’ve seen from it yet.

If masturbating was supposed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they’d ejaculate rainbows and flower petals.

I’m an artist and mindfucks are my medium.

iTunes: “Pride (In the Name of Love)” by U2 from the album Rattle and Hum (1988, 4:27).