You must listen to this: “I ♥ Cats” (1Mb .mp3).
Very, very, very wrong.
And very, very, very funny.
Author and performer unknown, found on IRC a long time ago by D, originally posted on Just Like a Dream and cross-posted here with her permission.
I love cats.
I love to pet their fur.
I love to scratch their neck and chins
and listen to them purr.I love cats.
I love to stroke their thighs.
I love to bend them over a desk
and push their butts up high.I love cats.
I make them wear a bra.
I tie some panties ’round their neck
and then I shout “Hurrah!”I love cats.
My sexual housepets.
I love to have my way with them
and smoke some cigarettes.
Don’t blame me, I’m just passing it along…;)