I Love Cats

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on March 26, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

You must listen to this: “I ♥ Cats” (1Mb .mp3).

Very, very, very wrong.

And very, very, very funny.

Author and performer unknown, found on IRC a long time ago by D, originally posted on Just Like a Dream and cross-posted here with her permission.

I love cats.
I love to pet their fur.
I love to scratch their neck and chins
and listen to them purr.

I love cats.
I love to stroke their thighs.
I love to bend them over a desk
and push their butts up high.

I love cats.
I make them wear a bra.
I tie some panties ’round their neck
and then I shout “Hurrah!”

I love cats.
My sexual housepets.
I love to have my way with them
and smoke some cigarettes.

Don’t blame me, I’m just passing it along…;)