Too, too funny: Troy in Fifteen Minutes.
Some Battlefield
AGAMEMNON: Look, there’s no reason for me to slaughter thousands of your men. You pick out your best soldier, and I pick out mine.
KING OF THESSALY: Deal. [turns to his army] SOME GUYYYYY!
THESSALIAN ARMY: SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY!
Some Guy breaks through the crowd. His neck resembles an Easter ham and his spear is the size of a telephone pole.
SOME GUY: RAAAAAAAAA!
AGAMEMNON [turning to his army]: ACHILLEEEEEES!
GREEK ARMY: . . .
AGAMEMNON: . . .
Hut of Wanton Nudity, Some Village
BOY: OMG Achilles you’re late you gotta get up Achilles OMG!
ACHILLES: Dude, I just nailed twins. Call me in the morning.
(via Boing Boing)
iTunes: “Dreamers” by Music Makers, The from the album Junior Vasquez, Vol. 2 (1998, 8:29).