US secretly run by NINJA!!!!!!

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 30, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

It’s true! It’s true!

And here’s the proof —

Kung Fu Donald Rumsfeld!

(via Mike)

iTunes: “Eddie’s Teddy” by Meat Loaf/Company from the album Rocky Horror Show, The (1974, 2:58).