This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on June 20, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Up to one in five toddlers can open medicine bottles and chemical containers, even if they have child-resistant tops, safety experts warn.
The Child Accident Prevention Trust stressed parents should store potentially dangerous products safely.
From what I’ve seen, children are often the only ones who can open those damn bottles without the Jaws of Life.
iTunes: “White Love (Psychic Masturbation)” by One Dove from the album Platinum on Black, Vol. 1 (1993, 6:52).