I think I saw a porno like that once

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on June 21, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

Not quite as good as Troy in 15 Minutes, but very nearly so, and still damn funny: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes.

The Shrieking Shack

RON: Help! Help!

HARRY: We’re coming, Ron!

RON: Don’t help! Don’t help! It’s a trap!

HARRY: eye roll

BIG BLACK DOG: turns into Sirius Black

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

And as it turns out, Cleo’s had such success with her ‘…in Fifteen Minutes’ series that there’s now a m15m LiveJournal community dedicated to them. Worth keeping an eye on!

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Tide is Turning, The” by Company from the album The Wall Live in Berlin (1990, 7:21).