Tech Support Porn

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on June 30, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

The job market just keeps getting wierder. Consider this Portland Craigslist job posting, for instance…

Seeking qualified tech girls for specialized phone hostess positions.

Requirements:

You must be over 18.
You can be described as a “Tech Girl”, “Geek Chick” or “Network Ops Cutie”.
You need a pleasant speaking voice and able to talk “tech”.
Calls can become sensual so you need to be ok with that.
A fully clothed photo for our web site, although exhibitionists are preferred.
Be willing to take calls from those who find your certifications very sexy.

Please see our web site for more information: http://www.askthetechgirl.com/

There’s a devious, if sad, brilliance in this.

(via Something Positive)

iTunes: “Going to California” by Led Zeppelin from the album IV (1971, 3:35).