In a recent trial in Florida, a Disney employee was found not guilty of fondling a 13 year old girl while posing in a Tigger costume for photographs. My favorite part of the article was a series of photos in which the defense attorney tried on a Tigger costume in order to demonstrate how difficult it can be to know exactly where one’s hands are placed while suited up. The photos are priceless…
“Book him, Dan-o.”
“This creep’s been pouncing on people all over the Hundred Acre Wood again.”
“Hey! Is the full-body cavity search really necessary, guys?”
Tigger pleaded innocent, claiming that pouncing is “what Tiggers do best!”
After being let go with a warning, the courtroom quickly cleared as Tigger celebrated by performing the Macarena.
iTunes: “Macarena (Mezcla Guerrillera)” by Los Del Rio from the album Macarena Non Stop (1996, 5:36).