This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on November 22, 2005). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
The only Martha Stewart you’ll ever need to watch is the one where her guest star…is Cookie Monster.
Here’s part one, and here’s part two (both are embedded .wmv files).