This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 28, 2006). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
A variation on the ‘ten random tracks’ music meme, adding in the fortune-cookie game of adding “…in my pants” to the end of the fortune…or in this case, song title.
- Raise the Roof In My Pants (Public Enemy)
- Ascend In My Pants (Nitzer Ebb)
- Fallin’ In My Pants (De La Soul/Teenage Fanclub)
- A Heart Full of Love In My Pants (Les Miserables)
- Why Don’t You Write Me In My Pants (Simon and Garfunkel)
- Pornograffiti In My Pants (Extreme)
- New and Improved In My Pants (The Incredibles Soundtrack)
- Is She Really Going Out With Him In My Pants? (Joe Jackson)
- Shalom In My Pants (Voltaire)
- A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying In My Pants (The Bloodhound Gang)
Okay, a few of these make me snicker, but that last one was a literal “Laugh Out Loud” moment.
“How Much Longer” by Eve 6 from the album Eve 6 (1998, 3:05).
Michael,
I apologize if my post was offensive. I am only recently realizing that blogging is indeed risky business. You can find pretty much anything on Google.
I had not intended to ridicule you (it did seem that way but I was tying to be funny, which didnt work). I can imagine how hard it can be to lose your job since I had to go through a layoff myself in 2004.
I have removed the offensive comment from my post.
Take care.
I think my personal favorite, other than the last one, is “Is She Really Going Out With Him In My Pants?”
Did you turn the B&W G3 on again? I’ve noticed that my LJ-bot has started posting daily again, and I think it was running on the G3 (though I’ve got so much crap scattered over so many places I honestly don’t know these days).
I tried this with my mp3s, and I have to say my favorite was “Alanis Morissette — Norwegian Wood in My Pants”.
“Shalom – In My Pants”
That kills me