This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 5, 2008). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
At least, according to the BBC and Monty Python’s Terry Jones on April 1st, they can…
Easily the best April Fools bit I’ve seen in years. Dad’s gonna love this one!