This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 14, 2009). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
We saw this at our local Safeway while doing our morning shopping, and I immediately cracked up. Disgusting, bizarre, and kind of creepy, all in one. At least it’s “guaranteed tender”!
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone — or Happy S.A.D. (Singles Awareness Day), depending on your situation. Whichever it is, I hope you have a good one.