This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 11, 2011). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I know for a fact that you name isn’t Bjorn.
I’m not too sure if you play the pan flute?
But I do think you may have spun music from a band named Smeagol Sweat.