This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 6, 2014). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Whoever decided to combine the fun and excitement of the first day of classes with the energy, smiles, and cheer of a Monday is so fired. (Okay, it’s not that bad, but this idea amused me.)