This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on June 21, 2014). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I pointed this out to Prairie and said, “Those birds look like testicles. And you’ll never be able to un-see that now.” She started laughing so hard she almost spit banana fro-yo at my head.