Well…this was an interesting experiment. It’s been years since I tried going clean shaven, so I gave it a shot. I’m thinking this will last just as long as it takes to grow back (Prairie is quite happy about that). For fun, though, I got shots of the stages: goatee (normal, to return soon), trucker handlebar (gahhh), pornstache (oh lord no), and clean shaven (not as bad as the last two; not as good as the first).