This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 1, 2015). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

In today’s episode of ludicrously unnecessary gendering: Bounce dryer sheets FOR MEN. Make sure all your clothes carry the scent of PURE SPORT FOR MEN. MANLY MEN DOING LAUNDRY.