This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 14, 2016). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
A real collapsible/pop-up top hat that my friend Flower got me ages ago. Sadly, I have so few opportunities to wear it that it’s only ever lived in its box on a shelf, taken out every few years when I’m on a cleaning binge. One of these days…. (135/366)