This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 9, 2020). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I don’t really keep up with automotive news, but…um…Subaru? Everything okay over there?

Bonus: As long as this model exists, any contest/competition that awards a car as a prize, but doesn’t offer this model, obviously gives no FUCKS.