Skip, skip, skip to iLoo!

Y’know, for all the times I’ve been tempted to toss Windows where it belongs — into the toilet — I never figured that Microsoft itself would feel the same way! It appears I was wrong, however — at least, according to this MS UK press release

The UK’s most popular website msn.co.uk is creating the world’s first ‘Internet Loo’. The iLoo will be mobile and is part of MSN’s mission to allow instant logging on ‘anytime and any place’.

In time for the summer festival season, MSN is in the process of converting a portable loo to create a unique experience for surfers looking for an alternative to the bog-standard festival loo experience. Users will be able to sit down, undock a wireless keyboard and conveniently access the first ever WWW.C.

A plasma screen will be located directly in front of them which can be adjusted to a desired height level. MSN is also in talks with toilet paper manufacturers to produce special web paper for those in need of URL inspiration.

Um…yeah. The only problem with a story like this is that all the really good jokes are already taken.

I'm going to hell!

Looks like I’m aiming for Level 7 of Hell, according to the Dante’s Inferno Test!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beaond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Bummer…I was kind of aiming for Level 2 (for the Lustful)! ;)

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

(via D and Jim)

Butterfly alphabets, and much more

Prepare to get lost for hours in all sorts of linky goodness! Start with Kjell Sandved’s butterfly alphabet, then spend some time in his of natural images, including all sorts of funny faces, and even penguins!

: http://www.butterflyalphabet.com/NatureImage/index.htm “Butterfly Alphabet Gallery”
From there, it’s well worth spending some time at iconomy’s weblog, filled with all sorts of interesting linky bits, from a gorgeous vintage mermaid gallery to the critters that live on our face, tiny chocolate handbags, and — one that I think Kirsten might really like — Jimmy McGrath’s photo portfolio, where mousing over the images switches between the photos and artistic renderings of the photos.

Have fun!

(via MeFi)

Teach backwards!

CalPundit made a proposal over the weekend that I absolutely love: teach history backwards.

[History] is a subject that I talk about frequently with my mother (an actual teacher, mind you), trying to figure out why it’s such a disliked subject. After all, we like history, but surveys routinely show that it’s the least liked subject, ranking even below obvious suspects like math and spelling.

Why is it so disliked? Who knows, really, but it’s probably because it seems so remote from normal life. It’s pretty hard, after all, for most teenagers to get very enthused about a long-ago debate over the Missouri Compromise that has only the most tenuous connection to the present day.

So in the true spirit of blogging (especially weekend blogging!), here’s my dumb amateur idea about how to teach history: do it backward.

It’s hard for kids to get interested in century old debates without knowing all the context around them, but they might very well be interested in current day events. So why not start now and explain the events that got us here? War on terrorism? Sure, let’s teach it, and that leads us backward to a discussion of how the current state of affairs is the successor to the bipolar world that came apart in 1989. And that leads back to the Cold War, and that leads back to World War II, etc.

In other words, invert cause and effect. Try to get them wondering about the causes of things they already know about, and then use this curiosity to lead them inexorably backward through history.

I have to say, I think this would be such a good approach. History never really caught my attention in high school — in the words of a tongue-in-cheek quote I found somewhere, “You meet all these interesting people, but they’re all dead.” I’m not sure I could have pinned down exactly why at the time, but the perceived lack of relevancy to anything I dealt with on a day to day basis, or expected to deal with in the future, certainly makes sense. Math, much as I hated it, I knew I’d have to deal with throughout my life, and the same with much of the sciences — they were obviously useful subjects. History, at least the way it was presented to me then, wasn’t.

Of course, that mindset has changed drastically over the intervening years, and now I find historical subjects fascinating — enough so that one of the many ideas I sometimes turn over in my head for when I can finagle the time and money to get into school again is exploring becoming a history teacher.

If I ever travel down that particular road, you can bet I’ll see what I can do with this approach. Start with the recent history that ties into current events, then explore the underlying causes of those. From there, work backwards — create that obvious, active link between today’s events and those of the past. While many history teachers have the quote, “Those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it,” somewhere in their classrooms, I think that an approach like this would actually do more to prove that quote than the current approach does.

(via Atrios)

Honda Accord ad

This new ad for the Honda Accord (QuickTime required) is a definite must-see. It’s just grabbed a spot as my third-favorite commercial of all time.

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Even more jaw-droppingly amazing: this commercial isn’t faked! What you see in the commercial is one successful two-minute long shot — no trick photography, no CGI. Wow. (via MeFi)

For the curious, my second-favorite ad is the “Rainier Beer Motorcycle” ad of the late 80’s. Very simple — just someone riding a motorcyle across the landscape — but even today, if you go up to just about anyone who watched TV during the time it was on, they’ll remember it. The kicker? The whine of the engine was a long, drawn-out, “Raaaaaaaiiiiiiii…[gear change]nniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeerrrrrrrr…[gear change]beeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr….”

All-time favorite ad, though, for quite a few reasons, is the Apple Computer ‘1984‘ ad. Apple Computer, Ridley Scott, 1984 — a perfect ad.

Propaganda at its finest

Remember the heroic rescue of Private Jessica Lynch? I’m sure you do, it was practically the only story coming out of Iraq for close to a week.

How heroic is it, really, when US forces storm into an unguarded hospital, terrorize the staff and patients, and handcuff four doctors and two patients — one of whom was paralyzed and on an IV drip — before leaving with Private Lynch?

Another shining example of the US propaganda machine in full swing.

(via Alan Moult)

Long day

Quick bits, because I’m too worn out to bother with anything more in-depth:

  • Rumsfeld is now admitting that we probably won’t find any WMDs. So much for that justification. (via Nurse Ratched)
  • UN Inspector Hans Blix continues to assert that there likely are no WMDs in Iraq, and that the justification for invasion was a sham. (via Tom)
  • Two of Bush’s cultural advisors have resigned in protest over the lack of protection for Iraq’s museums and libraries. (via Katherine Long)
  • The American Prospect asks, quite rightly, why so much of the American public seems to placidly accept Bush’s baldfaced lies. (via Elaine)
  • Kirsten picks up on the Syria/WMD story that I linked yesterday and gives it a nice chess metaphor that puts my “here’s a link, go read it” style to shame. I knew I was going to enjoy giving that girl a website!

A sci-fi museum? Cool!

Paul Allen, the Microsoft Corp. co-founder and eclectic billionaire philanthropist, is expected to announce today his plans to build a Seattle facility to celebrate science-fiction literature in the same way his Experience Music Project honors popular music.

Tentatively dubbed the Science Fiction Experience, or SFX, the project will be adjacent to the EMP at the Seattle Center and open in the summer of 2004.

Rock on. I’ll let you know how it is once it opens. ;)

(via /.)