This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 17, 2001). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I used to think that Pokemon was the most evil thing to come into this world (followed closely by Furby).
I was wrong.
Karaoke is definitely the most evil thing to come into this world so far.
Which, of course, leads me to the logical conclusion that Hell is going to be me strapped into a chair at a lounge where there are a bunch of different Pokemon all singing Karaoke. Somebody just freeze me now, ’cause I don’t ever want to die if that’s the case….