This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 22, 2002). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I swear, that cockroach is going to pick up my stereo, put it on his shoulders and just crawl right out of there one of these days…
— overheard while walking back to work on lunch